Friday, July 22, 2005

bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...
Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C. /
Go HERE to have a form generate the HTML for you.

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Friday, July 15, 2005

My Wife tagged me: (and if you are going to be tagged it is good that it be by a spouse!!)

10 Years Ago: I had Chicken Pox, Brochitis and was in the hospital for a kidney biopsy. Oh and I had just gotten married to my lovely wife!

5 Years Ago: I was working in Temecula, living in Lake Elsinore and watching out for tarantulas and Brown Recluses!! Those Fuckers are scary!!

1 Year Ago: I was realizing that with the pride of home ownership also comes yardwork!.

Yesterday: Typical day at work, spent a nice evening on the couch with the wife. Today: Played a prank on my boss. He is out of town on business and had five of the people who report to him, myself included, all call in sick. (of course we were all in the office) Funny as hell!! Oh and it is his birthday.


Tomorrow: FRIDAY!! Need I say more?

5 snacks I like: Trail Mix, Popcorn, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds & Fritos.

5 bands/singers I know the lyrics to most of their songs: Matchbox 20, Garth Brooks, Train, DMB, Five for Fighting

5 things I could do with $100,000,000: Build our Dream House, Buy a Used Book Store and only open it when I felt like it, Buy the ultimate entertainment center (selfish I know), make sure all of our loved ones are comfortable (Start kissing up now), Get an iPod.

5 locations I'd like to run away to: Pacific Northwest, Bahamas, A secluded beach somewhere, Alaska, Maine

5 bad habits I have: Vegging out when I should be cleaning the house, leaving stuff laying around, not having as much patience as I should, being selfish, being controlling and abusive, not knowing when jokes are inappropriate

5 things I like doing: Reading, playing video games, listening to music, movies, TV

5 things I would never wear: out my welcome, speedoÂ?s, gold teeth, a tutu, a Prince Albert

5 TV shows I like: Lost, Scrubs, Myth Busters, Hell's Kitchen, and West Wing

5 movies I like: Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Almost Famous

5 famous people I'd like to meet: Rob Thomas, Stephen King, George Lucas, and then for drooling factor Â? Jessica Alba & Selma Hayek

5 biggest joys at the moment: My wife, great job, good friends, a good book, owning a home


5 favorite toys: iTunes, XBOX, PS 2, My Truck, this computer

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Monday, July 11, 2005

AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE...........
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS,. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER.HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE.
"HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED,
"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

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Friday, July 01, 2005

I've been tagged!!
Blondie tagged me!

Three nicknames you have had: The Kipster, Hood, Face

Three things you like about yourself: My sense of humor, common sense, and a beautiful head full of hair!

Three things you don't like about yourself: My Weight, I can be intolerant, and my bushy ass eyebrows that I have to trim or they would grow over my face!

Three things that scare me: Spiders, losing my wife, oh and spiders!

Three of your everyday essentials: a Shower, a great book, and laughing with my wife

Three things you are wearing right now: Glasses, tennis shoes and a garter bel....,oh I mean a watch!

Three of your favorite bands growing up: Bon Jovi, Kiss, Poison

Two truths and a lie: I love to read, my wife makes me happy, and I hate animals.

Three things you can't do without: Music, Kandy, a vehicle to drive

Three things you most certainly CAN do without: Laundry, cat box smell, and people riding my ass while I am driving 55 in a 35!!

Three places you want to go on vacation: Alaska, a small tropical island where I wouldn't see anyone except my wife and the people bringing the food and drinks, and Scotland/Ireland

Three things you want to do before you die: See everything, read everything, do everything!!

I better get busy!

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