Random Thoughts:

I am craving cherries.

Best phrase I have heard in awhile from a movie: "YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!" Ryan Reynolds character to Parker Posey's character in Blade Trinity.

My favorite Kool-Aid was always Fruit Punch.

I get tired of Being my work-self.

I need some time off.

Thought for the day...

Some people are like Slinkies ...Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I think my wife beats me when I sleep.

I wake up with the oddest pains in random parts of my body.

That or I am a sleepwalking Superhero.

CPAP MAN!!

I just want to go on the record to say "FUCK JANET JACKSON!!". I think it is insane how her showing her ugly, floppy titty is still resulting in tougher FCC Standards. It is just an excuse for the Right-wing, Christian Coalition groups, most of whom are more Fucking perverse than Marilyn Manson, to goose step all over the Bill of Rights. The funniest thing is, the same people who raised such a protest over "NippleGate" are the ones who are releasing doves at the Michael Jackson acquittal. That family should be wiped off of the face of the Earth. I am sick of them .

At least it could have been a nice titty.

Whoa! Let's hold up for just a second. *pushing brakes**pulling reins** I like Ohio. I love my job. We own a house. We have friends here. We are not moving back to the overcrowded, dirty, overpriced, rude wasteland that is California. The only thing there for us is family, whom we love and miss very much, but we can always visit. Or people could come out here to visit also (Bryan, Kristin, Philip, Sarah, Bob, Karlene, Joshua, Caleb, Unnamed Chapa, Tommy, Bruce, Rae, Grandma, Shelly, Duane, Jarrod, Jim, Jennifer, Kimberly, Allison, etc. HINT) . I love the change of seasons, of course Winter is way too long, I love the fact that if people see more than 4 cars on the freeway it is "traffic", I like that people are not afraid to say "Hi" to each other for fear of saying it to the wrong person and getting shot. I love the fact that a kid can wear a red or blue shirt to school and not worry about accidentally offending someone. I love seeing the most beautiful skies I have ever seen (did you know the sky is actually blue?). I love that people still watch out for each other. I love the fact that when the sun does finally come out, people are so excited that you can see it in their faces. It puts everyone in such a good mood.

Long story short, thank you all for missing us and wanting us to move back but we are very happy here and have no desire to move back.

Some days just suck outloud. First thing this morning, we are having our weekly management meeting but this time someone invited the owner. Fun shit, let me tell you. The usual format is like this:
1) We each take about 10 - 15 minutes to discuss what is going on in each department (wins, losses, etc)
2) We also usually take a couple of pot shots at each other, just for the fuck of it. Nothing serious, just friendly play.
3) We talk about upcoming issues and how best to address them

Anyway you get the idea, well this time I got to start it off. It was a sign of things to come, I hit a couple of key issues that needed addressed and was done. Simple, to the point. Yeah, like I was done! The owner then said "I have a couple of things" and proceeded to dress me down in front of everyone. Now I could understand if my sales numbers were off, or I had been slacking on the job but just the opposite is true. Numbers have been great, and we are busier than ever. I guess it was just my turn.

Much later in the day my boss pulled me aside and said I did the completely correct thing and just sat there and took it. He said to ignore what was said in the meeting and that I was in the line of site.

Comforting words, let me tell you. Oh well, the owner is now running around acting like my best friend again. That is life here. Manic. Very, very Manic.

Why someone hasn't snatched this guy up, I will never know.