Vocabulary I can't live without

So in the last few years I have learned new words and phrases that have become ingrained in my everyday lingo. I would like to share a few of them with you now.

Faunch (fônch, f?nch)

Verb
ie: Faunchy, faunching, faunchiness

1) To overly stress about a situation.
2) To whine or cry needlessly

(courtesy of my Niece, Julia)

Shart (shärt)

Verb
ie: Sharted, Sharting

1) To try to fart and accidentally shit your pants

(courtesy of Along Came Polly)

A few random curse words and phrases that have become part of my regular vocabulary without explanations because they kinda explain themselves:

Shitdick
Fuckhole
Cock-Knocker

Thank you for your time.

METALLICA ROCKS!!

Our company picnic was Saturday and everyone got a door prize. The prizes were drawn randomly. Kandy pulled a $50 Kaufman's (Dept. Store) gift certificate and I pulled a $100 Best Buy gift certificate! Our good friend Sue won a pair of Metallica Tickets. One of the other prizes was 2 more pairs of tickets to the same show. Our friend Stacy won these! After some haggling back and forth my wife and I scored 2 Metallica Tickets!! These tickets are for a private suite at the Gund Arena, so we thought it was worth it. We will be going with Sue and her husband and Stacy and her husband. The opening band is Godsmack! Best theme song ever! (Voodoo for MTV's "FEAR")
The show will be on September 21st! Rock on!

ODD PHOBIAS
Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens
Bogyphobia: Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman
Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns
Dendrophobia: Fear of trees
Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news
Frigophobia: Fear of cold or cold things
Geniophobia: Fear of chins
Homichlophobia: Fear of fog
Isopterophobia: Fear of termites, insects that eat wood
Japanophobia: Fear of Japanese
Kosmikophobia: Fear of cosmic phenomenon
Lutraphobia: Fear of otters
Mnemophobia: Fear of memories
Novercaphobia: Fear of your stepmother
Ophthalmophobia: Fear of being stared at
Paraskavedekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th
Ranidaphobia: Fear of frogs
Sciophobia: Fear of shadows
Textophobia: Fear of certain fabrics
Urophobia: Fear of urine or urinating
Verbophobia: Fear of words
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft
Xanthophobia: Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow
Zemmiphobia: Fear of the great mole rat